Yes that's right, MY Dad!
Fortunately, he doesn't swear as much as @shitmydadsays, which is good because I'm not a fan of swearing - unless it's in context. However, my Dad does come out with some real pearls of wisdom. I share with you his latest....!
Phil to Dad: I just sent a message to Tim Berners-Lee
Dad to Phil: Hmm who's that?
Phil to Dad: He invented the internet!
Dad to Phil: Oh, so it's his bloody fault is it - I'll add him to my list.
A couple of things my dad said:
ReplyDelete"A dog is just waiting for orders." (He loved dogs and they loved him. To him, best dog in the universe: the border collie.)
"Stand around with a clipboard and people will think you're in charge." (I have yet to pull this off.)
I never, ever, heard him swear. I swear when I remember I can't e-mail something to him any more, especially pertaining to dogs.