Watch Out Gordon Ramsey

Mr Ramsey, you are no match for me and my beds!

I am "P" in the discussion below. "E" shall remain a mysterious figure to all but me (and E).

Chef talk!....

E to P: what did you have?
P to E: I had fillet au mackeral served on a bed of rice with an olive scented tomato dressing..........aka tin of mackeral with some rice, smotherd in ketchup, but I like my version of it
E to P: :P that's no better than my meal :P
P to E: it issssssss. I can make it sound posh........you can't make chicken sound anything other than "it's chicken". There's no bed of anything! You gotta have a bed of something........it's the best bit
E to P: :D ya got me

.....later that evening.....

P to E: how was the chicken?
E to P: deliciouuuuus!
P to E: did you have anything with it?
E to P: nope :D
P to E: no beds?!?!
E to P: beds?? vegs?
P to E: beds. beds of whatever. Remember it's the bed that's the best bit
E to P: aaah no, but i ate on my bed if that counts
P to E: haha yeah, you had chicken on a bed :D
E to P: :D
P to E: just a bed, not of anything........a bed of many dreams :D
E to P: :)
P to E: you should suggest to [name redacted] she suggests they put that on the menu at the [restaurant name] to see if anyone orders it - "Chicken on a bed of dreams"
E to P: aww sounds delish
P to E: I think so :)
E to P: :)

Oooooooh, Aaaaaaah

I think London definitely holds the crown for the best New Years Eve fireworks display.



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